TV in Japan

Any chance of a rough translation of whats going on? There are clearly lots of in jokes there!
 

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Here's a rough and literal translation I gathered from the blurry Chinese subtitles:

Third-Year Class A's ? Teacher
OH YEA... IT... IS... BABY...!
How can we catch up for the exams?

It's almost the holidays!
New Fanta!

Class B's Dragon Teacher
Alright, this will come out for the test.
How can anyone do this...

Class C's Big Stockbroker? Teacher
Firstly, give a 90% discount followed by 80% and previously there was a 5% discount and there will be a 13% tax - how much in total?
Oh... it's 40%...

Class F's DJ Teacher
Next... Next... Next question is for (insert student name).
3x.
You got it wrong.
How saddening...

Class G's General Teacher
It's time for class.
Does anyone here know the answer?
Nobody?
You're too slow!
What should we do to get it correct...

Class H's Sterotypical Soap Drama Teacher
Sasako!
What do you have to say!?
I'm sorry...
Idiot! Do you know how lonely I was?
What a bad woman...
Mother?
Teach your class properly (Orz?)

Class J's ? Teacher
How do you read these characters?
I don't know.
Tropical Fruits!
This is so vexing...

Class S' ? Teacher
Prepare to do class cleaning frequently...
This is nothing...

The holidays are here!
Principal
The Principal has someting to say!
Starting from tomorrow, the holidays will start- NO! There is no such thing! To make up for time spent sleeping, the start of the break will be changed to 15th of the month! Extra lessons will start from tomorrow!
Aiya... I'm not coming.
 

Here's some context
Teacher C style is like an electronic's store salemen (ie, Bic camera), down to the Happi and the complicated bonus points for the point card reward system.

Teacher J is dressed and acting like a Yanki or a Bosozoku, which is a teenage gang style.
 

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