Thursday, May 04, 2006

Collection of Japanese Fanta Commercials

This is how you sell Fanta. With teachers in costume. On TV. In Japan.

Any chance of a rough translation of whats going on? There are clearly lots of in jokes there!
Anonymous is here to help.

Here's a rough and literal translation I gathered from the blurry Chinese subtitles:

Third-Year Class A's ? Teacher
OH YEA... IT... IS... BABY...!
How can we catch up for the exams?

It's almost the holidays!
New Fanta!

Class B's Dragon Teacher
Alright, this will come out for the test.
How can anyone do this...

Class C's Big Stockbroker? Teacher
Firstly, give a 90% discount followed by 80% and previously there was a 5% discount and there will be a 13% tax - how much in total?
Oh... it's 40%...

Class F's DJ Teacher
Next... Next... Next question is for (insert student name).
You got it wrong.
How saddening...

Class G's General Teacher
It's time for class.
Does anyone here know the answer?
You're too slow!
What should we do to get it correct...

Class H's Sterotypical Soap Drama Teacher
What do you have to say!?
I'm sorry...
Idiot! Do you know how lonely I was?
What a bad woman...
Teach your class properly (Orz?)

Class J's ? Teacher
How do you read these characters?
I don't know.
Tropical Fruits!
This is so vexing...

Class S' ? Teacher
Prepare to do class cleaning frequently...
This is nothing...

The holidays are here!
The Principal has someting to say!
Starting from tomorrow, the holidays will start- NO! There is no such thing! To make up for time spent sleeping, the start of the break will be changed to 15th of the month! Extra lessons will start from tomorrow!
Aiya... I'm not coming.
Here's some context
Teacher C style is like an electronic's store salemen (ie, Bic camera), down to the Happi and the complicated bonus points for the point card reward system.

Teacher J is dressed and acting like a Yanki or a Bosozoku, which is a teenage gang style.
I want to tell you, I know a website sell the gaia gold, and in this website all gaia online gold is very cheap, there had many customer, if you want to buy gaia gold, I suggest you to come here then to buy the cheap gaia gold.
I like play online game, I also buy FFXI Gil and FFXI Gil, the FFXI gold is very cheap, and use the Final Fantasy XI gold can buy many things, I like cheap Final Fantasy XI Gold, thanks, it is very good.

I like play online game, I also buy flyff penya and flyff penya, the flyff money is very cheap, and use the flyff gold can buy many things, I like cheap penya, thanks, it is very good.
I like your blog. Thank you. They are really great . Ermunterung ++ .
Some new style Puma Speed is in fashion this year.
chaussure puma is Puma shoes in french . Many Franzose like seach “chaussure sport” by the internet when they need buy the Puma Shoes Or nike max shoes. The information age is really convenient .

By the way ,the nike max ltd is really good NIKE air shoes ,don’t forget buy the puma mens shoes and nike air max ltd by the internet when you need them . Do you know Nike Air Shoes is a best Air Shoes . another kinds of Nike shoes is better . For example , Nike Air Rift is good and Cheap Nike Shoes .the nike shox shoes is fitting to running.

Spring is coming, Do you think this season is not for Ugg Boots? maybe yes .but this season is best time that can buy the cheap ugg boots. Many sellers are selling discounted. Do not miss . Please view my fc2 blog and hair straighteners blog.
.thank you .

I like orange converse shoes ,I like to buy the cheap converse shoes by the internet shop . the puma shoes and the adidas shoes (or addidas shoes) are more on internet shop .i can buy the cheap nike shoes and cheap puma shoes online. It’s really convenient.
Many persons more like Puma basket shoes than nike air rift shoes . the Puma Cat shoes is a kind of Cheap Puma Shoes .
If you want to buy the Cheap Nike Air shoes ,you can buy them online. They are same as the Nike Air shoes authorized shop. Very high-caliber Air shoes and puma cat shoes . the cheap puma shoes as same as other.

polo shirts

ralph lauren polo shirts
chaussure puma

chaussure sport

chaussures puma

puma CAT

ed hardy clothing

ed hardy clothes

ed hardy womens

ed hardy sunglasses

ugg boots

cheap ugg boots
The word "shanzhai" is very popular in China. It is industry phenomenon of imitation, high quality and low price. Moreover, cell phones are the representative of them.The global financial crisis led to a significant shrinkage of assets for people. "china wholesale" demonstrate the might. most of them would like buy the cheap cell phones now .
Through google search engine, when you put in "discount cell phones", you will find more than 15,000 pieces of related information. Cell phone china has been concerned in the world. Many international sellers can get a considerable profit by ways of wholesale cell phones from China and switch selling. So it is a very good job on cell phones wholesale in the current financial crisis.
'Tis true; thenlearn how false kiew88i fears be:Just so much honor, when thou yield'st tome,
Will waste, as this flea's death look life fromthee.
Wholesale New Era Hats
Cheap 59fifty Hats
Cheap New Era Hats
New Era Snapback Hats
New Era Fitted Hats
Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?